|No one can save us!|
I watched that documentary in 2000. While 2012 seemed like a ways away at the time, it didn't seem far enough. I did the math and thought how unfair it was that I'd only be 27 when the world ended. I would be in the height of my music career as the lead singer of a global boy band, and it would all end just like that! ...Stop, stop! I know what you're thinking. Just stop right there. I know, I know, you can't believe how on earth I could be a day over 21. I know, I know! I get it all the time.
There would have been a few nice things about the world ending on the 21st. No more political ads, I would have gotten out of Christmas shopping and gone out in the height of my fictional music career. But since the Mayans were wrong and are probably getting a good laugh at all this, I have no choice but to keep juggling my internet stardom and fictional music career. Britney Spears said she'd be dancing 'til the world ends, and at 31, she may have been hoping the Mayans were right. Well, keep those heals on and blisters bandaged, because we'll just have to cackle (and dance) 'til the world ends.
|My feet hurt. Damn Mayans.|
Keep reading! After this, I resolved not to listen to the Mayans.