|Pinnacle of my career
In a major funk since November, I've been looking for inspiration everywhere. I went to Vegas to search for meaning in life and Britney Spears. I started a horrible job, just to quit it 2 days later and write Hen articles about it. But these events, along with my unsuccessful run for Teacher of the Year, have not had lasting inspiration for Hen articles.
Instead of waiting for better times in 2020, I impulsively bought tickets to Peru with my craziest friend. Peru would be my Grumpy Cat for 2017! Our antics to South America would get us our own reality show, countless Hen articles, and maybe a fun arrest warrant.
KEEP READING! "Good Coffee Gone Bad."
HEN FOR PRESIDENT!