When the server was away and the record went silent for the fifth time, I learned that Peri is having a book published on December 26, just in time for the holidays. Since this bird also wants to be a New York Times Best Seller, (I'm coming after you, Peri!) I realized I had to get back to writing more. Sure, I've gone through some recent hard times, (see "I'm a Resident Loon" and "Life Isn't Fair") but wallowing in a bird bath of self-pity and self-loathing won't write a book! So I'm back on the writing horse with this article.
Over dinner, I discussed events and silliness I'd wanted to cover, but I hadn't been in the right frame of mind with mom in the hospital and me missing One Direction. I'm still not going to write about them, but I at least owe you a list of what I'm not writing about.
I'm not writing about...
- The Florida mid-term elections
- The disgruntled waitress
- Alex from Target
- My drinking problem
Peri, I expect a stack of signed pre-order receipts for Christmas for this plug. Now, here are some pictures from Halloween. Maybe next time I'll write something.
Writing about not writing? Hmm. Is that Seinfeld-esque?ReplyDelete
You make a dashing slice of pizza, Robbie!ReplyDelete