|New debate: who gets the drumstick?|
When I returned after some chicken dance and cocktails, I glanced at the news(feed) to look for a brief summary of any hot topics, outrageous quotes or fist fights from the debate. I was shocked to see numerous headlines with both Mitt Romney and Big Bird. What the hell is going on? Those two have as much in common as Steve Martin and Queen Latifah in Bringing Down the House. But there are no zany antics or Betty Whites in these headlines.
First of all, Big Bird is the bird for all the fowl out there. I have a big (bird) problem with anyone who is going to attack or threaten (or both!) our head bird. You won't see The Cackling Hen threatening God or Britney Spears, so leave Big Bird alone! Consider every last feather of mine ruffled!
|I don't like this plan|
So just as I tried to drift out of the political firestorm, Romney made it personal. No one threatens my role model, my leader, unscathed. Romney, meet feathers of fury! Hens unite - Big Bird for president!
|Big Bird for President!|