Much of the world has caught a terrible disease - Bieber Fever. Thankfully my vaccination is still holding strong. Here's why he and his disease bother me:
|Who's the 3rd clown?|
|Someone help her.|
Okay, Britney did have those tracks "Ooh Ooh Baby" and "My Baby," but "Ooh Ooh Baby" is actually good and "My Baby" is buried at the end of the Circus album so no one has to hear it.
That Bieber chorus makes me want to rip my ears out. "And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh. Like baby, baby, baby, no..." This garbage repeats until I'm at least singing along with the "No"s (make it stop!). Give me some angsty boy band lyrics any day. At least their voices are done changing. Bieber just sounds like a whiny, well... baby.
|Get a trim or a less aggressive pillow.|
4. You are not gangster or even bad ass. Bieber clearly has a confidence about him nowadays the way he takes the stage and clings to Selena Gomez. But just because he is now worth millions of dollars and the heart throb of tween girls does not make him any less of a super produced, white boy teen pop star. He has no business trying to imitate rappers in any way, even if they are featured on his songs. Ludacris clearly just needed a paycheck. Pull up your pants, fix your hat and check your cockiness at the door, Bieber.
5. That girl who claimed Bieber was the father of her child. Bitch, take a biology course. Children can't father children.